Monday, January 28, 2008

Wow...where the heck have I been anyway?

Ohhhhhh my...what's happening??? Yeah, it's me. Ryan H. I'm just hanging here at work, doing a little OT, my most favorite former supervisor in the world said in the sweetest, nicest voice "Ryan, why don't you write in your blog anymore?" And it hit me...besides her tonight, the only person that has bothered me about my blog has been Jon, who runs his own blog. He's the guy I'm jealous of in the previous entry. Anyway--so here I am.

Quick rundown--I'm doing ok. Health has been pretty whacked lately--since before Christmas to be exact. There was a real bad cold/bronchitis/hack up a lung thing that I had that really meandered around my body for about 8 weeks. IT SUCKED!!!!!! I also had what I can only describe as the "tail end" of a stomach flu bug that my whole family got BAD, but that only turned up in my life with the following two symptoms....these weird "grabbing" cramps in my stomach (like REALLY painful dude...totally), and one bout of explosive diarrhea which I'm sure just as you read that you thought, "Dude...really...you don't need to share that with me. Promise. I won't feel left out of your life if you never ever ever again tell me about your explosive diarrhea." I mean...men will appreciate this...but it was one of those bouts where you're basically holding on to the walls for dear life, wondering what could possibly be in you that needs to get out so badly, and then, wondering when it's ever going to end. Yeah. It went something like that. And the aftermath....I was freakin' weak in the knees, but strangely...feeling better.

And lighter.

Well, I won't bore you with the details of my rather uneventful life, but I'll try to take a clue from my fellow bloggers and stop writing so damn much and just give more "hellos" and updates.

OH NO!!!! I JUST GOT TOLD AS I WAS READY TO PUBLISH THIS THAT COPS ARE BACK AT BRITNEY'S HOUSE!!!! GO TO TMZ.COM--HURRY!!! For all the latest on that white trash piece of work...(disclaimer--if she is TRULY mentally ill, such as bi-polar, than I'll cut her a break...personally, she's a troubled spoiled brat).

I have to go now--TMZ IS CALLING MY NAME BABY!!!

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